上個禮拜是國中小的段考。

                                                                                
也是所有學生與老師都要很痛苦的一段時間,尤其帶程度差的小朋友,痛苦指數真的突破天元了
                                                                               
                                                                               
我也很不例外的很痛苦,因為我的學生們普遍考不好
                                                                               
                      

※※                                                          
                                                                               
檢討考卷時我真的是要吐血了,像斷穿腸噴血池一樣噗噗噗的那種噴法
                                                                               
                                                                               

雖然第一題真的有點難度,正常人也很容易寫錯!

                                                                               
但是只要大膽假設小心求證,實在是不應該錯的啊...


                                                    
這題是這樣的:
                                                                               
                                                                               
一、字母辨認 5%
                                                                               
請找出失蹤的字母,並用小寫拼出一個正確的動物名稱
                                                                               
q w y u o p a s d f h j k l z c m x n b v
                                                                               
ANSER: ______________

                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
會寫嗎?正確答案是 「tiger」
                                                                               
...
                                                                               
結果


                                                                               
學生A寫了:
                                                                               
ANSWER: answer
                                    
                                           
(Well...你是把答案寫上去了沒錯啦...可是答案要寫動物)
                                                                               
              
                                                                
                                                                               
學生B寫了:
                                                                               
ANSWER: abcdfhjklmnopqsuvwxyz

                                                                               
(人家叫你寫「動物」,你把26個字母寫上去是衝三小...)
                                                                               
              

                                                                
不過最令老師與全天下的男人心酸的,一定是學生C的答案了 OAQ ...
                                                                               
ANSWER: husband
                                                                               
  
                                                                            
...
                                                                               
莎士比亞曾經說過:「弱者!妳的名字是女人!」
                                                                               
隨著時代變遷,現在要改成「畜牲!你的名字是丈夫!」了嗎...... (哽咽)


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  • 文意字彙的第二題應該是錯的...
  • 路人
  • 連老師都笨了!~!
  • angle28mm
  • 所以那位學生c是位女孩囉~?
  • 文意字彙的第四題應該也是錯的...

    題目出得不夠清楚, 學生搞不清楚才不會寫吧.
    應該改成: 請從下列字母中找找看, a~z 這26個字母當中, 有哪些不見
    了? 找出之後, 試著用它們拼出一個動物名稱.
  • 你也讓你爸哭泣了XD!

    第2跟第4也是錯的吧@@?
  • dd12333
  • 你內容裡第一個的answer打成anser…
    哈哈哈^^是怎樣,大家都在幫你找碴耶XD