暑假到了,身邊的朋友好多都跑去報駕訓班
                                                                                
        這讓我想起肉包之前跟我說過他一個朋友報駕訓班的故事...

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        有去報過的人大概都知道,駕訓班會教你一些口訣好讓你能順利通過路考
                                                                               
      像是:
                                                                               
     「把左前輪對到這顆石頭後停下來換檔」
                                                                               
     「後照鏡過了這個盆栽後,方向盤打兩圈半」 ... 之類的
                                                                                
        所以就算開的不是阿斯拉是速力323,正常人也應該可以順利通過才對
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
        但是很令人跌破眼鏡的是我朋友竟然這樣還是沒考過!!!
                                                                                
        這真是太誇張了,連SOD的劇情都沒有那麼誇張

        於是我們就去問他考試的時候到底發生了什麼事...


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        「你到底為什麼沒過啊?是衝上安全島嗎?」
                                                                                
        「沒有」
                                                                                
        「還是你沒開冷氣讓考官很憤怒?」
                                                                                
        「冷氣本來就壞了」
                                                                                
        「轉錯電台?放到韓國歌?」
                                                                                
        「也沒有」
                                                                                
        「那到底為什麼?」
                                                                                
        我朋友於是無奈的講
                                                                                
        「是路邊停車壓到線...」
                                                                                
        「蛤!? 可是教練沒有跟你講說『把車開到某某地方後方向盤打幾圈』之類的嗎?」

        「有阿,右邊有個盆栽,可是...」
                                                                                
        「可是...?」
                                                                                
        「可是我發現左邊有個菸蒂,看那個菸蒂比較簡單」
                                                                                
        「那為什麼還沒過?」
                                                                                
                                                                         
                                                                                
        「......考試當天那個菸蒂被人掃掉了嘛...」
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
        雖說我朋友之後還是考取了駕照,而且開到現在也沒出意外
                                                                                
        不過這個故事告訴大家,教練的話要聽,不要自作聰明,不然什麼時候被菸蒂跟打掃歐巴桑背叛都不知道...

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